Welcome to the inner circle.
Now that you have completed all basic and intermediate training levels, you are authorized to receive intelligence not permitted to lower levels. Your training has been grueling, but you have done well and as proven, elite members of the Wal-Mart Family you have earned the trust of the Wal-Mart Fathers, which goes with the assumption that you will not abuse nor disclose the knowledge you here receive.
Sam Walton, as you now must know, was no ordinary merchandiser. Soon, and for all time, Sam Walton will be known as The Great Discounter: The Everlasting Creator and Messiah of Valuenetics.
Sam Walton has been translated to a Higher Department, but the Wal-Mart Fathers affirm that he is with us in spirit, going over our accounts as we speak.
Wal-Mart, as you have grown to realize through your training levels, is vastly more than just a store. It has given you something to live by and believe in: The Quest for Good Value.
If you have given Good Value, and have abided by the words of Sam Walton and the Wal-Mart Fathers, you have risen in the Wal-Mart Family.
If you have disregarded Wal-Mart policy (and some of you have not always given Good Value) you have been assigned to the Complaint Department (located in the boiler room of each Wal-Mart and Sam's Club) until you have improved your value rating.
When you are able to give Good Value consistently, you will be considered for a permanent Operating Associateship in the Wal-Mart Family.
Good Value depends on full acceptance of and strict adherence to Wal-Mart policy. Outlined in that policy (as based on the living words of Sam Walton) is the path to Eternal Prosperity Countermanding Wal-Mart policy diverts us from that path, leading to Poor Value, Customer Dissatisfaction, and eventual Forced Departure from the Family.
As Operating Associates in the Wal-Mart Family, you are assured Eternal Prosperity as long as you Produce and Comply--in short, as long as you give Good Value.
All other paths are false, and lead to Worthlessness—the total absence of use or value.
Wal-Mart, of course, is the name known to people outside the Family—or warm bodies (WB's) as we sometimes call them.
The true name of our Family, known only to members of our Family, is Sam's Church of Good Value, Inc.
Our ultimate goal is to draw all warm bodies into the Church and get them started as Basic Associates. As they find their prosperity increasing, they will be strongly encouraged to become full and permanent Operating Associates.
Our Church must increase its scope to drive off or crush all external sources of Poor Value known as Competitors. Competitors can offer, at best, only imperfect prosperity, and serve only to undermine the Quest for Good Value as embodied by our Family and its Church.
Only Wal-Mart and Sam's Club give Good Value FOREVER.
It is the mission of the Wal-Mart Family to root out all sources of Poor Value and enlist all of mankind in Sam's Church of Good Value, Inc. We must give all warm bodies the incentive to become Good Value Associates, that they may prosper forever and ever.
Sam Walton and the Wal-Mart Fathers have given you their guarantee--let these words ring out as testimony to their Truth!
