Predictions Made in Brave New World
by Aldous Huxley:
How These Predictions Have Come True in Our World Today
1. Abolishment of the Family
2. Wanton Fornication
3. Genetic Engineering of People
4. Pharmaceutical Drug
Control of People
5. Synthetic Music
6. “Hypnopaedia” Using
Pillow Speakers to Brainwash
People
7. Fanciful, Festive Abortion
Clinics a Commonality
8. Newspapers Categorized
According to the Reading Level
of Each Respective Caste of
Society
9. Myriad Asinine Sports
Distractions (“Centrifugal
Bumble-Puppy” and “Electro
Magnetic Golf”)
10. Saccharine, Overly Emotional
Movies with Base Plots, Void of
Anything Too Cerebral (“the
Feelies”)
11. Women’s Wrestling
1. Skyrocketing Divorce rate;
Overall Cheapening of Marital Vows
2. “Free Love” Generation
3. GMO Foods; Cloning of sheep, etc.
(No cloning of people…yet)
4. Rampant Pharmaceutical Ads for
Sundry Contrived “Syndromes”
5. Synthesizers; Drum Machines;
“New Wave” and “Techno” Music
6. Dr. Ewan Cameron’s “Psychic
Driving” Experiments
7. Planned Parenthood Clinics in
Every Neighborhood
8. Wall Street Journal for the
Semi-Educated, USA Today
for the Morons, etc., etc.
9. Super Bowls, Final Four
Basketball Tournaments,
B.C.S. College Bowl Games,
ESPN, etc., etc.
10. Your Average American
“Romantic Comedy” Movie of
Today
11. World Wrestling Federation;
Women’s Boxing; Women’s
M.M.A.
FINAL SCORE: ORWELL 33, HUXLEY 19
by Gordon Comstock
